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THE PROCESS CONTROLS INDUSTRY

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE COMPLETE ‘CLUSTER FUCK’ OF NECESSARY (BIG WORD, STILL CAN’T SPELL IT) ACTIVITIES IN AMERICA THAT HAVE TO BE DONE SO YOU CAN 

‘ TURN ON THE FUCKING LIGHTS ‘

OR MAKE DINNER, OR BUY DINNER, OR ‘GO OUT FOR FUCKING DINNER’ 

THAT WHAT IT IS AND THAT’S THE CUSTOMERS WHO I SELL TO AND WORK WITH TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS BY PROVIDING

SOLUTIONS:

solution

 noun
so·​lu·​tion | \ sə-ˈlü-shən  \

Definition of solution

1aan action or process of solving a problem
ban answer to a problem EXPLANATIONspecifically a set of values of the variables that satisfies an equation
2aan act or the process by which a solid, liquid, or gaseous substance is homogeneously mixed with a liquid or sometimes a gas or solid
ba homogeneous mixture formed by this process especially a single-phase liquid system
cthe condition of being dissolved
3a bringing or coming to an end or into a state of discontinuity
 
YEP LADIES (EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE BUT) AND GENTLEMEN IT IS AN ABSOLUTE CLUSTER FUCK OF ACTIVITIES THAT ARE DONE ON A DAILY BASIS IN AMERICA AND ALL COUNTRIES ABROAD.
 
AND THAT’S THE INDUSTRY THAT I SAY TO:
 
‘HOW CAN I HELP YOU ‘
 
AND 
 
‘ THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITY ‘
 
IN BETWEEN MONTANA STATE UNIVERSITY’S ATTEMPT TO SAVE SHANE COLLIN’S AND MONTI BECK FROM GOING TO PRISON FOR BENGHAZI AND A LIST OF OTHER CRIMES BY SAYING THAT 
 
‘ HE’S DOING ENGINEERING ‘
 
AND I’M ‘NOT’
 
‘ MY CUSTOMER’S ARE ‘
 
‘ DUMB ASS ‘
 
CHUCK WAMBAKE AND DALE RUST CHIMED IN TO ‘ADD THEIR PERSPECTIVE’ TO THE DISCUSSION ALONG WITH ‘LAWRENCE K. DEPPE’ AND A FEW OTHER’S BECAUSE
 
IN SOME CASES, I’M ‘SMARTER THEN THE FUCKING ENGINEER’S’
 
OR EX- F16 PILOTS WHO TAUGHT ISRAEL HOW TO FLY A FUCKING JET
 
LIKE ‘LAWRENCE K. DEPPE’
 
BECAUSE I ‘DON’T SAY’ – ‘YES’ UNLESS I’M CONFIDENT THE PERSON AT THE MANUFACTURER ‘TOLD ME THE ACCURATE STATEMENT
 
THEN, I TELL THE CUSTOMER
 
NOT, ‘TELL EM THIS TO SEE HOW THEY REACT’ LIKE ‘J.LYNN DEPPE WHEN HE TOLD ME TO TELL MICRON THAT AND I SAID;
 
‘ WHAT’S THE REAL ANSWER ‘
 
AND HE SAID; ‘ I’VE GOT TO TAKE ANOTHER CALL’
 
ONE OF MY FAVORITE IMAGES OF A PROCESS PLANT IS THIS ONE OF CHEVRON IN WALNUT CREEK, CALIFORNIA
 
THIS IS ‘PROCESS’ AND THIS IS ‘AN OPPORTUNITY’ IF YOUR LET IN ‘THE GATE’
 
GET IT ?
 
THAT’S WHAT  ‘ I DO ‘
 
‘ NOW, HOW CAN YOU ADD VALUE ‘HERE’ ‘

‘ OK GREENHORN, SET UP AN APPOINTMENT AND I’LL FLY IN ‘ (THOUGHT WHEN TALKING TO DAVID DEDAMIZZO AT UNIT PROCESS IN 1992. THEN I FLEW INTO ANCHORAGE ALASKA (OF ALL PLACES) AND THE SMART ASS’S PUT ME AT A ‘THEME HOTEL’ IN THE JUNGLE ROOM BY MYSELF ‘OF ALL THINGS TO DO TO A REGIONAL MANAGER. THEN I SAID THE NEXT DAY; ‘ WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MARKET’S WORTH TO THE NORTH SLOPE REP AND HE SAID ‘3 MILLION PLUS’ AND I SAID REALLY ? AND WE’D NEVER SOLD A FUCKING FLOW METER INTO ALASKA UP UNTIL I STARTED WORKING THAT TERRITORY.

THEN I ASKED FOR A PLAN AND THEY TOLD ME A NUMBER AND I SAID 

‘ THEY’RE ON DRUGS ‘ AND FIRED THERE FUCKING ASS’S IN THE MIDDLE OF A COMPANY SALE’S CONFERENCE FOR SPECULATING AN INDUSTRY APPLICATION PENETRATION THAT WOULD MAKE FUCKING EMERSON JEALOUS

AND THAT’S ALSO ‘WHY’ I FLIPPED OFF ‘THE PLONK’ BECAUSE ‘LAWRENCE K. DEPPE WAS TELLING WALTER STEWARD (OF ALL PEOPLE), JOHN KERRY AND TONY STIFF 

‘WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING’

LIKE I SAID; ‘ GLOVES OFF 2020 ‘

EVERYBODY GOES AND YOU SHOULD OF NEVER PISSED ME OFF

I FIRED YA AND SOME OF YA I’M PUTTING IN PRISON, GET IT ?

WERE ON THE WAY BACK DESPITE THE N.S.A. & ICANN TO SAVE MONTI BECK & NANCY PELOSI’S GOOD NAME SO COLIN KAEPERNICK CAN RAPE WITH A WEAPON AND NOT REMEMBER BECAUSE ‘HE WAS DRUNK’ ACCORDING TO ‘NANCY PELOSI’ (MEDIC)

ANNOUNCING THE RETURN IN OPERATION OF GRANT MARKETING GROUP 

INDUSTRIAL SALES AND MARKETING OF ‘STUFF SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND’

ESPECIALLY – IF THERE ‘DEMOCRATS’. BUT SOME OF THEM DO ‘TOO’

WERE STARTING TO ‘ANSWER E-MAILS, AND ‘YES’ THE ANSWER IS ‘WE CAN QUOTE’ THAT ‘IF I WANT TO ‘DO THAT’ WHICH IS ‘WORK WITH YOU AGAIN’

COCKY ? YEP AND WITH OVER 30 YEARS IN THIS ‘DAMN INDUSTRY’ IV’E EARNED MY STRIPES 

SO, HERE’S OUR FOCUS:

CONTROLS – ET-AL (GET IT?)

VALVES – ET-AL (GET IT?)

SOURCING – SOME (I GET IT)*

  • * TRANSLATED: ‘ IF YOUR DEEP ‘OR’ OUT THERE I MAY OF ‘BEEN THERE’ AND I MAY WANT TO HELP YOU. (REFERENCES AVAILABLE)

WORLDWIDE SHIPPING VIA EMERY (YES EMERY) AND FEDERAL EXPRESS AND IN SOME CASE’S WHEN UPS ACTUALLY ‘GOES THERE’ WE’LL ‘GO THERE’

CONSULTING:

FOR SALES & MARKETING IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA AND ‘YES’ CANADA. EH ?

AND ‘WE HAVE A STAFF’ OF EAGER PEOPLE CONSISTING OF MY NEW WIFE, 2 SON’S, DWFG, AND IF WE HAVE TO. WE’LL DRAG IN MY DAUGHTER AND HUSBAND AND ‘ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE’

AGAIN

SO IF YOUR AUTOMATING A PROCESS PLANT AND ARE TIRED OF HEARING ‘YES I CAN DO THAT’ FROM SOMEONE WHO CONTINUES TO BULL SHIT YOU AND YOUR PISSED. GIVE ME A CALL

WE MAY LIKE WORKING TOGETHER ON THE SAME PROJECT

‘AGAIN’ IN SOME CASES

BUT DON’T FORGET, IF YOUR TRYING TO DO THE ‘I’LL HAVE SOMEONE GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU FROM IRAN THING AGAIN’ AND THERE’S THE WORD AND OR PHRASE ‘INCONEL’ IN THE MATERIALS

I JUST MIGHT HAVE MY PEOPLE COME TALK TO YOUR PEOPLE, IN IRAN

OF ALL PLACES

WE LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE AND HEARING AS AN EXAMPLE FROM A CUSTOMER

‘ WE’LL BE IN PORT 24 HOURS CAN YOU DELIVER ‘

AND I SAID: ‘ WHAT PORT ‘

AND DELIVERED

KEITH GRANT

GRANTMG.COM

PS: IF IT’S A TECHNICAL PRODUCT, I JUST MAY KNOW HOW AND WHERE TO FIND IT. LOL